me: ….why the FUCk would you bring a BABY into this situation?
me later: ahhhh so they were right to doubt your origins and you were lying your ass off before :/ like hey dude, maybe come clean THEN instead of making them feel like dicks for doubting you CORRECTLY?
me always: i really wish this wasnt the main ship blargh
(side thought, lowkey wondering if she’s like the reincarnation of the wife or smth)
Cimona
His instincts were right. Get your daughter.
busyplant
me: ….why the FUCk would you bring a BABY into this situation?
me later: ahhhh so they were right to doubt your origins and you were lying your ass off before :/ like hey dude, maybe come clean THEN instead of making them feel like dicks for doubting you CORRECTLY?
me always: i really wish this wasnt the main ship blargh
(side thought, lowkey wondering if she’s like the reincarnation of the wife or smth)