Now, I have good or bad news for you: [depending on what you’re hoping for yourself.]
You won’t ever be reborn in such a story when you die.
Because you are obviously overqualified for this kind of plot and you have too much brains.
How dare you draw such logical conclusions and suggest intelligent solutions!?
We can’t have that here. No, no!
The story is designed for readers who have average brainpower or none.
Well… or readers, who, out of boredom, don’t know what else to read, which is why they settle for mediocre stuff or even less. [That’s me by the way! I actually don’t know what I am doing here. Reading out of boredom, writing random comments, instead of doing productive things. Maybe I should go for a walk or do some yoga instead. Yeah… Yoga sounds good.]
Mandragora
I’d hire guards or just not go.
Avalanche
Now, I have good or bad news for you: [depending on what you’re hoping for yourself.]
You won’t ever be reborn in such a story when you die.
Because you are obviously overqualified for this kind of plot and you have too much brains.
How dare you draw such logical conclusions and suggest intelligent solutions!?
We can’t have that here. No, no!
The story is designed for readers who have average brainpower or none.
Well… or readers, who, out of boredom, don’t know what else to read, which is why they settle for mediocre stuff or even less. [That’s me by the way! I actually don’t know what I am doing here. Reading out of boredom, writing random comments, instead of doing productive things. Maybe I should go for a walk or do some yoga instead. Yeah… Yoga sounds good.]